New Book by Juli Caldwell - Guilt Trip!

Avery Elliott is so busy hiding from her past that she doesn't realize she’s been stuck in a rut for the last decade or so. Despite a job she loves, a hilarious great-grandma she adores, a reliable Friday night date, and two of the best friends a girl could ask for, she’s not happy.

So why can’t she move forward with her life? 

After Mr. Friday Night humiliates her and bails, Avery spins it into an opportunity. She joins her friends on a singles cruise, hoping to reset her stagnant life.  Instead, her great escape becomes a floating prison, locking her in with everything she needed to get away from. 

And then someone she never thought she’d see again appears on board, a blast from the past who’s haunted her for far too long. Avery has to decide if she should leave the past where it belongs, or fight for a happiness she never thought she deserved.

Guilt Trip is available on Amazon!  In honor of its release and Valentines/Singles Awareness Day, Juli Caldwell is having a Worst Date Ever contest. Visit her facebook and share your awful story--BOOM. You're entered. Give Guilt Trip a shout out or a retweet on Twitter--another entry. Make sure you hashtag it #guilttrip and let her know @ImJuliCaldwell so she can find your entries! Winner gets signed paperback or ebook, whichever they prefer! Winner announced Sunday Night.

My human BFF and my dog BFF got me sick.

My dog and her decapitated, dismembered favorite toy.

I don't mean to be an alarmist, but there's something going around. And both the humans and the dogs are getting it. 

Yesterday my dog got sick. She has issues (most of which stem from her bad choices of knocking over the trash can and eating anything she finds in it every time I leave the house). She's sneezing and coughing, and has watery eyes. Today she gets to go to the vet.

Yesterday my human BFF also got sick. She went to the doctor too. And then she sent me hilarious emails and text messages after she took cough syrup with codeine. She's never had codeine before. I'm looking forward to her finding the text messages later and seeing what she said. Mostly she said she didn't think the codeine was working. But then she mentioned Asian strippers, and posted something on Facebook about her butt cheeks. I think it was working.

Today I woke up sick. Nasty, gross head cold sick. Those past three weeks where I didn't feel like this were really enjoyable. After the dog goes to the vet, I get to go to the doctor too.

You've been warned. There's something going around.