The pizza and sub place I always order from called yesterday. "Pretty lady, where you been? We not see you long time!"
I explain I've been really busy lately.
"Okay pretty lady, we just make sure you okay. We miss the pretty lady. You want dinner tonight? For you pretty lady, half off tonight."
I say I'll call them as soon as I get home.
Two hours later I was happily fed (for half off), and asleep on the couch by 8:30.
My home teachers haven't noticed I've been gone. But the pizza place- they miss me.
now that is love.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't seem pathetic at all, but rather unique that you made such an impression. I can't imagine anyone from any restaurants that I frequent calling me up if I didn't come in for a while.
ReplyDeleteAawwww poor you Erinannie! Are you pretty? Ha! You cracked me up! Your hair is fake! Are you wearing a wig or you die your hair blonde? I can tell from the pictures. You need a good haircut and face-lift. I don't think you tell the truth about yourself. You are a lonely lady and you need a MAN.
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