What is the silliest thing you have ever done in the name of romance? What is the most neurotic you have ever been? How obsessive have you been? How incredibly dumb have you been? And I'm not talking about anything pre-college grad days. I'm talking as a so-called reasonable adult. Because I know some of you have dumb some pretty insane and neurotic thing. And I know I have as well. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done just to either get to see the guy, make the girl think "you are always like that," etc. Anything. I'm curious.No, I haven't done anything. At least not yet. But many of you know I'm enduring massive amounts of "Alec and Alonzo" issues right now. ("It's best to be levelheaded, of course," agreed Philippa, "but you miss lots of fun. As for Alec and Alonzo, if you knew them you'd understand why it's difficult to choose between them. They're equally nice.") I can just feel it coming on. I can feel my own stupidity and willingness to be dumb all in the name of twitterpation taking over my brain.
Okay, so maybe there was one stupid thing I did today. I didn't hear from "Alonzo." But I know he reads this. And I stalked him with the statcounter. I'm pathetic. I know. And I guess it's a good sign that he didn't check the blog today either. So I guess he was just busy, right? (If Tara can out herself and her neurosis on her blog, I can half way out myself on mine, right?)
Seriously, your obsessions, pathetic maneuvers, and charming stupidty are all very welcome right here. You can all use the "anonymous" feature, and I promise not to out anyone with my statcounter. Really. I promise. Please tell me your stupidity. I need it.
i once broached the subject of exclusivity after two dates. oh wait. that was last week.
ReplyDeleteI haven't done anything silly or neurotic in the name of romance. Mainly because I haven't been on a date in 4 years, so I really haven't had an opportunity to do so. :)
ReplyDeleteWhile watching an animal documentary, I made a comment about tiger mating habits and then attempted to demostrate. Fully clothed, of course. The guy didn't mind but his roomates found it rather disturbing.
ReplyDeletequeen of the jungle--whoever you are--you are my new hero!
ReplyDeletedo we need to have a stat counter intervention? Just askin'
ReplyDeleteUm, I once decided to completely air out my heart on my blog and hope that the guy figures out that I am talking about him.
ReplyDeleteHA!! You are killin me EA!
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