Note to self: when flying home remember to take all 10 of the pocket knives out of your briefcase, not just 7. Also, don't wear the same pants to the airport that you wore to the shooting range. Particularly if the airport has one of those sniffer machines that detects gun shot residue (gsr). The combo of GSR and knives at 7 am may be more than the otherwise bored TSA guys can handle.
Other note to self: Offering to just let the TSA guys keep your knives will help get you out of trouble.
holy krikes girl!
ReplyDeletesadly, this is the second time within a year that i have done the same stupid thing. knives in the same pocket of the same briefcase. gsr on the same pair of pants. you'd think i'd learn! at least this time they didn't put me in handcuffs and let the FBI "take care of it." and better yet, they didn't fine me $350 like last time.
ReplyDeleteand just for the record, handcuffs are not as fun as they look.