Idling Idols

So it was Tony Bennett on Idol this week. Loved the songs, but not necessarily the performances!

Blake- 3 stars
He's so pretty.

Phil- 3 stars
He showed some sex appeal finally, but sadly, not in the music. But he still has an amazing voice. Just needs to improve his polish and performance.

Melinda- 4 stars
I hate hate hate that dress she wore. Again, she sounded incredible, but doesn't make me want to buy a CD with her on it. Put her in a musical on Broadway and she'll kick butt. But she won't make Simon any richer this time next year.

Chris- 4 stars
My favorite performance by him so far. He's a performer and he's fun, and cute to watch on stage. But... I think I have figured it out finally. It's the timbre of his voice. It's just not that great.

Jordin- 5 stars
My favorite of the night. Girlfriend was hot tonight! Of all the songs tonight she was the only one that I could see myself buying or even downloading some day.

Gina- 3 stars
She really is cool. But she didn't rock out tonight, and it worries me that she might get sent home for just not winning people over. If I were the kind of girl that voted, I would call and vote for her just to keep her around next week.

Sanjaya- 3 stars
It pains me to say that he sounded good. He just looked stupid as usual. Remember my prediction that eventually he would finish his transformation into a woman? This week just took him one step closer to that.

Haley- 2 stars
She looked like the Little Mermaid, but didn't quite sound like her. If she didn't look so freaking hot (Simon and Ryan are both so crushing on her), I think she would be going home for sure. But I'm relying on teenage boy and old bored men hormones to keep her in the game.

LaKisha-
You know what? She always sounds the same. I have nothing to say about her. Nothing ever changes. Especially her facial expressions. So boring.

And it must be said that Paula's jacket needs to be burned!! It was hideous!