Best Conversation of the Day

While visiting my grandmother at the nursing home...
Me: Well, Grammy, I better get going. I need to go feed [my sister] Stephanie's bearded dragon and go buy some groceries.
Grammy: Ok, thanks for coming.
(I hug her. Then take a minute to straighten up her room and turn to leave.)
Grammy (her voice full of alarm): Wait! What's Stephanie doing with a dragon?!