Red Arrow Wants to Probe Me??

Sick Story
What do you do when you are sick? Do you have your own little routine for muddling through? My method is similar to most I think- DVD's, couch, blanket, force others to wait on me hand and foot. But tonight I have no servants, so I'm forced to watch my Indian films AND fetch my own ice cream and fluids. My thing is Indian films when I am sick, but I don't know why. I did get out of the cooking thing by ordering Dr Delivery- Indian food of course. I figure the curry just might decongest me if I am lucky. And as everyone knows it is important to have just the right blanket and clothing when you are sick. For me it is a discontinued long sleeve Beretta t-shirt I can't believe we ever sold. But its big and comfy, and works perfectly when looks don't matter. And my favorite sweatpants- obviously. And for some reason I don't like my regular blanket when I am sick. It has to be my special "sick day" blanket.
So I'm in the ugliest outfit I own, watching Bollywood chick flicks, overdosing on alka-seltzer, cuddled with a cat that despises me, waiting for the delivery man, and dodging the probes Red Arrow wants to stick in me! Do I have a life or what?

List Update
I made an interesting discovery today about Guy #1. He can't live with me and he can't live without me, and I'm afraid its the same for me. We're completely used to each other and are in this warped world where we talk every day, rely on each other for every stupid thing, and yet, that's it. Can't live with him, can't live without him. But I don't want to live this way with him. So what do you do next? He knows I'm home sick tonight, and he knows I would have loved some company. (I make it very easy for him and speak in direct sentences. I wasted way too much time with him hinting at such things.) But you'll notice I am still home alone tonight wanting company. But in two days from now I will bet you anything he'll be complaining that we never get to see each other alone. Yeah well... had your chance!
Which is all my lead up to saying that absolutely nothing happened on the list today. Boys are dumb. Status quo.